So You Want To Be A Pirate!

Hugh Grant

The Pirate Captain

Martin Freeman

The Pirate With A Scarf

David Tennant

Charles Darwin

Brian Blessed

The Pirate King

Brendan Gleeson

The Pirate With Gout

Anton Yelchin

The Albino Pirate

Sophie Laughton

Matilda / Narrator

Ben Whitehead

Announcer

Randolph Matthews

The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets And Kittens

Gideon Defoe

Writer

Jay Grace

Director

Peter Lord

Director